Yer Tyson Fury is not far away from my home next Wednesday & I understand The Hard thinks he can sort the big pansy out.
The Big Fairy loped off when I confronted him when he got out of his limo & one of his gorilla security guuards growled 'He doesn't sign anything' as I stood there holding me poster of The Hard. Then off he went into the building to meet his VIP's who'd paid him £328 a head to have him sign stuff...
I think The Hard won the scrap on a Technical Lockout. Sign Nowt!
(His words not mine).
Tyson are yer staring me oot? Wasna me, it was the Hard.